Happy New Year everyone… as promised last time, here is a short glossary of words and phrases I’ve learned in Oxford. They are really only useful in this particular town, but I thought it was worth compiling them for amusement.
I’ve only included terms that I’ve actually heard people use, or used myself. A few of them are arcane university-isms, and some apply generally to the life and geography of the place.
Bod (the) The Bodleian Library, which by law contains a copy of every book published in the UK. You can’t take books out of the library, but a “Bod Card” gives university members the right to sit in the reading rooms and read the books.
Bop A party, normally held at one of the colleges. Normally organised, (although bops can become disorganised as the evening progresses). The Cambridge equivalent is an ent (as in “entertainment”).
Commons Meals, eaten in college. Of varying quality, depending on the dining hall
Down Evidence of the town’s geocentrism. Anywhere that is out of Oxford, anything that is not in Oxford, or quite simply any direction away from Oxford is “down”. The train to London is called the “down-train”. When students leave at the end of term, they don’t “go home”, rather they “go down”. If you have the misfortune to be expelled, you’re “sent down”.
Fast Train Any train to Paddington that stops at Reading and Slough only. Full of commuters and overpriced. See “Stopping Service“
House The nickname for Christ Church. There are all sorts of rules for college nicknames. University College is always called “Univ”, Brasenose is “BNC”, Magdalen is pronounced “maudlin”. And while you can call Queen’s, Wadham or Merton simply by their first name, you never say just “New” for New College, but always refer to it using both words.
Isis The big river that flows through town by Folly Bridge, where rowing and psychopathic swans happen. On most maps it’s called the Thames. But as it runs through Oxford between Godstow and Iffley (or between the Trout Inn and the Isis Tavern if you navigate via pubs), the river is often called “The Isis”, probably derived from the Latin and Celtic name Tamesis.
Keeping Term As part of the requirements to fulfil their degree, students must spend a stipulated number of nights per year within 5 miles of Carfax tower, at the centre of Oxford. Whether you do any work during this period is rather irrelevant. This is called “keeping term”.
Park End As in “Let’s go down Park End”. Forget architecture, libraries and museums. Park End Street is truly the best place in Oxford to experience English culture. Notable for teetering pedestrians, and the accumulation of kebab wrappers, broken glass and partially-digested kebab contents on Saturday and Sunday mornings.
Stopping Service Any train to Paddington that stops at every village, farm gate and letterbox between Oxford and London. The journey takes about 3.5 days and you are advised to take your own provisions and sleeping bag. Full of commuters and overpriced.
Sub-fusc Formal dress worn by students when sitting exams and for other special occasions including formal halls and matriculation. Lost items of sub-fusc are occasionally found in Park End Street gutters (see “Park End“, above).
Sunken Cathedral The other name for the Martyr’s Memorial in St Giles, which resembles the spire of a cathedral buried underground. The monument commemorates the protestant martyrs who were burnt at the stake in Broad Street in 1555 and 1556. Most of the waggish tour guides will tell you that Latimer, Ridley and Cranmer weren’t killed because they were protestant, but rather because all three were Cambridge graduates.
The As in street. Certain streets in the centre of town are so important that they lose their appelation of “streets”, but gain an honorific definite article. Thus “High Street” is known as “The High”, Broad Street as “The Broad”, and the alley connecting them is “The Turl“.
Up In, or towards Oxford. This is entirely logical, because Oxford is elevated above all other places, despite being built in a swamp. (See also “Down”, above). Students “go up” at the beginning of every term, and trains from Paddington to Oxford are “up-trains”.
