When you live in a certain place, it’s fun sometimes to hear the perspective of someone who is just “passing through”. Tony and Wendy are two British retirees from Lancashire currently caravanning through France. I found their blog via Lost in France.
Their holiday tales are recounted with a good dose of humour, whether describing the lovely weather or the cheapness of the wine in the supermarkets. But, as with many British tourists in France, Tony and Wendy consistently arrive everywhere at lunchtime, and everything is inevitably closed.

When you live in France, lunchtime closing is not something you notice, usually because you’re having lunch yourself (what else is there to do?). Tourists need to learn that lunchtime is important. They shouldn’t be spending that time doing unimportant things like arriving at places.
Anyway, here are a few highlights from their trip so far:
Paris
“…the Pompeidou centre – ugly mess. Finally we get to the Louvre and of course the Mona Lisa. You could spend all day in there, it’s massive, but you can only have so much culture per day so after more religious paintings than you can shake a stick at, along with some fine pottery, we escape to Starbucks for a well earned rest.”
Dogs in Limoges
“The French seem to have this obsession with small dogs – rats on leads – but today we saw the ultimate, a tiny dog in a pouch on the front of a motor bike and the dam thing even had a pair of goggles on. It’s just a pity they don’t know how to pick their dog muck up.”

Social Anthropology in Languedoc
“We really should have kicked the French out of this country, it’s wasted on these miserable specimens. It’s an age profile, the kids are friendly and respectful and chat every time they go past and then you have the elderly French who walk around with faces like a smacked arse and never speak.”
Boules near Perpignan
“Now this isn’t just old men, but it’s a complete cross section of society; all meet up; shaking hands; kissing – a bit dodgy some of that; and taking it all very seriously.”

Beziers
“A place that turns out to be scruffier and more depressing than Blackburn and it’s a nightmare to drive around…. It has a cathedral with fine sculptures, stained glass and frescoes, but it’s surrounded by scaffolding and anyway it’s closed for the most sacred ceremony – lunch. We get to walk through the Muslim quarter, free parking but will the car be there when we get back, very depressing. Not much character, the best bit is the flower market – how it all made us yearn for Blackburn! A few more clues to the place, they’re keen on Rugby and bullfights.”
Montpellier
“Montpellier is one of the nicest cities we’ve been to. Especially if you don’t have to drive around it. It’s a very young thriving city and we visit a place in the centre named the Egg* its full of fancy French style cafe’s, we sit having a coffee it’s opposite the Comedy Opera. Of course it’s MacDonalds, an excellent cup of coffee all for E1.30 and a front row seat for people watching.”
Well, at least they enjoyed Montpellier, even if they did visit McDonalds and witnessed a drugs bust.
Bon voyage, Tony et Wendy, bonne route, et bonne continuation!

*Images used in this post are all my own, and don’t illustrate Tony and Wendy’s trip.